Friday, July 14, 2006

Why I Was on My Back and Drooling at 9:45 a.m.

Things you want to hear from your dental hygienist: "My, what shiny smooth teeth you have. What perfect pink gums you have. May I take a picture of your sparkling grin for my scrapbook?"

Things you don't want to hear from your dental hygienist: "Wow. Ew. Do you even know what's back there? No, really. Yikes."

Guess which version I heard this morning before the 45 minutes of scraping began?

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